– Trying to memorize all the Senators.
The baseball team?
– What baseball team?
– Washington’s team is the Nationals, dummy.
No, there used to be a team called the Senators.
– I don’t believe you.
They’re now the Minnesota Twins.
– This is ridiculous. I don’t even like baseball.
So why are you trying to memorize the Senators?
– I’m trying to memorize the U.S. Senators. The politicians.
That’s dumb. Aren’t you bored?
– Well, it’s one way to fall asleep. Presidents in order isn’t working any more.
– Remembering them in order is keeping me up.
You are so weird.