As you’ll all be well aware by now, I’ve spent a lifetime in search of this glorious trinity, and through contemplation, scientific study, and sheer trial and error, I’ve finally stumbled across the holy grail, the path to glorious well-being, to untold riches, and above all to rapturous joy. These are the secrets I’ve promised to share with you tonight.
So here we go. The answer to each in turn is