“I HATE THE ENGLISH! “ Miss Ross came trouncing off stage left of The Royal Albert Hall. As always, she was followed by sequins and glitter.“ NO ENCORES, shut it down, they sit there like a bunch of horsefaced mannequins. I WAS LUCKY to get a golf clap from that UNGRATEFUL bunch of….”
“EXCUSE ME, Miss Ross,”
“WHAT?”
“I have the honor of presenting you to Princess Anne –“
On a dime, mid tirade, Diana Ross dropped into a deep curtsy.