Woof, by Richard Comerford

Their “staff”, were having a Christmas lunch in the pub, so the cats, Louie, Kitty, Sachin and Sacha, organised their own party. They invited Lexie.
“Woof,” she said.
“That all you can say, Doggie?” sneered Sacha.
“Why did we ask a species that can’t speak Cat?” Louie asked.
“Who let the dogs out?” sang Sachin.
“Woof.” In Dog, Lexie thought, “I should have stayed home..”
Outside someone drunkenly warbled “Silent Night….”
“Orderly queue!” ordered Louie., but Lexie was too big for the cat flap.
The housekeeper opened the door. “Louie, what is that dog doing here?” she thundered.
“Woof.”