It's becoming increasingly hard to separate fact from fiction on this subject. Do NOT try this cure.
He swivelled curiously, as if rotating on a vertical broomstick.
"Now this virus, it's a TREMENDOUS threat, but we've got it under control. Our medical doctors, they're very clever because they listen to my great ideas."
He held up a demijohn of yellow liquid.
"Now as you know, I have a lot of you-know-what. Right now, our medical doctors are looking into whether injecting my you-know-what will cure this tremendously dangerous virus. I really think we can do this.
He swivelled again to his right, daring the "medical doctors" to disagree.
The "medical doctors" just wanted the briefing over soon.
"Now this virus, it's a TREMENDOUS threat, but we've got it under control. Our medical doctors, they're very clever because they listen to my great ideas."
He held up a demijohn of yellow liquid.
"Now as you know, I have a lot of you-know-what. Right now, our medical doctors are looking into whether injecting my you-know-what will cure this tremendously dangerous virus. I really think we can do this.
He swivelled again to his right, daring the "medical doctors" to disagree.
The "medical doctors" just wanted the briefing over soon.
