"Now this virus, it's a TREMENDOUS threat, but we've got it under control. Our medical doctors, they're very clever because they listen to my great ideas."
He held up a demijohn of yellow liquid.
"Now as you know, I have a lot of you-know-what. Right now, our medical doctors are looking into whether injecting my you-know-what will cure this tremendously dangerous virus. I really think we can do this.
He swivelled again to his right, daring the "medical doctors" to disagree.
The "medical doctors" just wanted the briefing over soon.