“Wait. It's early, what's the hurry? Can't you invite me in?”
“Oh, well, the place is a mess, and I have to get up early to....”
“I don't have to spend the night, 'Mister Clean'.”
“No, I guess not.”
“So, what do you say? Night cap?”
“Well, I have a....ah, my Mom....is ah, my Mom is sick, and she's real restless...”
“Are you scared to be alone with me?”
“Yeah.”
“I could eat you out here, you know?”
“What?”
“If I were a Vampire.”
“You mean, Werewolf?”
“No. Figure of speech. Invite me in.”